Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!
And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…
I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song
Instant Date Prank
Hahahahahaha jokes on you you’re dating me now
that dude looks so much like robin thicke
"i know you want it"
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
friendship. jealousy. murder. revenge
Check out the poster for our new Monsters University short, “Party Central,” in theaters with Muppets Most Wanted March 21! Watch a clip from “Party Central.”
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
First time I’ve had a post come full circle before!
This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy.
I have a mighty need.
Alexxa. We need one.
may all your bacon burn